Saturday, March 12, 2011

Wanted: Memorabilia

Hey B&R Fan Community! I am currently on the prowl for the Batsuit with the nipples (these were Joel's signature touches on the film). I'm throwing a party on June 12 to commemorate the anniversary of the L.A. premiere of the film. Now, I just need the torso; it will act as a Jello mold. The nipples will be cherry-flavored, while the rest of the torso will be peach. Just send me an e-mail. Thanks, friends!

Quotes

Here are some Mr. Freeze quotes from the Batman & Robin script. These are Canon; you can use them in your fanfic, but please try to conserve the original spirit of the work:

"You're not sending ME to the COOLER!"
"Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy."
"Tonight, hell freezes over!"
"Ice to see you!"
"I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham, and then the world."
"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!"
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"
"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling
sound of your doom. "
"Let's kick some ice!"

Now, this next quote isn't from Mr. Freeze, but the Caped Crusader himself:
"I'm putting you on ice!"

Now, let's see if you can distill some moving works of fiction from this rich source material. If not, I will crush you like a child's dreams!

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